Counterexample: I only know the Sinatra one (I’m so uncultured) but my parents split 32 years ago (aw hell; that long ago?) . They’re now both split from their seconds.

Divorces are hell; and in some areas like ours, the one party can end up on disability from the heart attack brought on by the stress and paying 105% of that disability benefit to the spouse.

Have instructed the wife to just murder me in my sleep.