As requested, a thread for general snarking that may not need its own post.

  • ThatOrangeBird
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    4 months ago

    He’s not a person, he’s an appendage. He’s a dusty, dry moon stuck in orbit around Planet Papaya. There is no way he gets to plan, suggest, initiate or enjoy ANYTHING. He does what he’s told.

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      4 months ago

      You’re totally right. What a sad life to live, I bet he’s absolutely miserable but he’s allowing all this to happen by bowing down to her and relishing in her fortune built on lies.

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        4 months ago

        He had to dress up like Eagles Kelce for her birthday. Another time ordered him the same flip-flop/thong sandals as Kelce. When she opened them, he said, “Yeah, but you know I don’t like things between my toes.” Sarah said, “You’ll adjust.” Checks out with her feelings about consent being annoying because “I just want him to do what I want him to do- nobody else can do it” when referencing her fantasy of him breastfeeding from her (she called it adult nursing relationships and said he said no)