I’m sorry that your experience wasn’t as liberating. From a young age I’ve never gotten along with my mother, so when the time came to rip the bandaid off it was more of a relief than anything else.

Get your shovels, boys. We got another grave to dig.

I don’t speak to my mother anymore for the very same reason, but she was in the tank for Trump since day one. She’s always been a hyper conservative cunt, and honestly I jumped at the opportunity to remove her from my life.

You’ll be back.

I’m 33, what does serving mean in this context?

Thank you for your kind message, stranger. I’m hoping the passage of time will make it easier for me to let myself think happy thoughts again.

I wish that was all it took 😞

Now, if only he’d quit trying to do comedy.

If I pray real hard will Duke Energy turn my fucking power back on?

This doesn’t seem like the work of demons to me. Seems pretty on brand for your christian god, though.

I don’t think you could tell him. At least not in a way he’s actually capable of understanding.

He uses warming to hinder cooling.

Both, both, both 😏

It’s pretty good at making Satanists too.

Bread and milk.

Well, if it’s on wikipedia it must be true.

Lmao who the fuck told you that?

This is a caricature of American cuisine, eaten by literally no one except the hypothetical American that lives in your imagination. Beans on toast actually exists in point of fact reality, and you weird fuckers eat it for all three meals.

Iconic? Really? If you say so.

I never know what anyone is talking about.