Shake hands with beef ;⁠-⁠)

Les Claypool has entered the chat.

Real estate agent. Car sales people.

This guy sucks.

They all gasped and freaked out because they thought I was hurt, but then I popped right back up and they all laughed, for what it’s worth.

I used to live in a brick rowhouse, and the arched transom started to crack. I thought I’d diy repoint it myself, only to find out that a previous contractor had “fixed” it by jamming cardboard in the cracks and filled it in with caulk. Totally legit.

I know we shouldn’t criticize people’s physical appearance, but why did she do that to her lips?

It was probably only 5 or 6 feet to the ground. I was very, very lucky to walk away unscathed.

The theme song from Pictionary on the NES.

I once went to a friend’s party in college, who’s house I had never been to before. Everyone was just chilling in the hot tub and asked me to get in. It was pitch black at night, and there was only one open spot in the tub. I went to walk around the deck, but apparently the hot tub was on the edge of the deck. I took a confident stride towards the open spot, where the deck apparently ended, did a complete front flip into the lawn and landed on my feet. Completely unscathed.

I could have landed on my neck and been paralyzed, but but some sheer luck, it all worked out.

Can everyone please stop linking to Linus? He’s a YouTube huckster.

No, but I never miss a chance to punch down at Florida.

Thanks! I use Excalidraw occasionally, but only in light mode. Derp.

Why is Florida still there?

OT: What program are these diagrams made with? I’ve seen them floating around recently and really like the looks of them.

Where can I get one of these?

Seriously though, American Auto makers think EVs aren’t taking off because people don’t want them. Bullshit, they’re all too expensive.

I’m 44 and still have one student loan left. Wife and 2 kids, and yet.

But, but, the tan suit!