Always check the fine print… Oh.

Oh…

That thing, that thing, that thing.

Different in the way of it not happening, because I cannot.

“I love you… get off me, you heat-demon.”

Back when I used to play, my cousin had a rule. If one of the cats jumped up on the table and knocked over a unit, that unit was dead.

No saving throw.

¯\(ツ)/¯

My porcelain pal and me!

Challenge accepted.

BumbleCat

And this thinking will lead some to feel worth more dead than alive, and that is very sad.

The horsebatterystaple is no longer correct. Not after all those password leaks.

My father set my first password for me.

He cleverly intertwined my childhood nickname and the year of my birth. Except, he accidently used the wrong year. He was off by two years.

Now the hackers definitely won’t figure it out.

Couldn’t be!

Who, me!?

“Nintendo should admit defeat and focus on making games for other platforms and mobile devices.” - Me, after the Wii U and a little before the Switch launched.

Deal, and from your screenshot, I just learned that you can track votes too!

I’m learning so much today.

Aww. I like red, but I get it.

Time to start misbehaving!

I just start looking for interesting things I wouldn’t normally see. Gives you some odd things to talk about as well.

A few examples:

I searched for magazines from the month/year of my birth and read through the digital scans I could find online. Looking through the old articles and ads was fun for a bit.

Looked up old advertisements for each of the vehicles I’ve owned from when they were brand new.

Started watching old Thanksgiving day parade videos on YouTube. Best part is that you can fast-forward through the worst parts. You see some interesting things. Like seeing a very young Alfonso Ribeiro (Carlton from Fresh Prince) singing and dancing well: https://youtu.be/UNRAxGXncvs (Skip to 1:03:04 for the start of his float in the video)

Found videos of old TV shows that were interesting. Here’s one of Colonel Sanders on a game show called What’s My Line: https://youtu.be/Wk4Eq8IcQMk

Cost me a grand total of $0 additional dollars. Kept me busy for hours.

I’m using Voyager, and I thought “we have that?”

Turns out you have to turn the feature on in the settings.

Thanks for the heads-up, person who is getting tagged.

You can finally retire!.. for the next 8 minutes.

So, kill them with a murder?

My fact of the day calendar shows a US president being held accountable for something on the sixth of January.

I don’t think this is a coincidence.