Turns out they’re wizards and open this week. So my first day is Friday at Perfect North.

That can’t… oh, well fuck.

This is me with no degree. The world sucks and me participating in it just seems to draw the attention of people who hate my desire for a nicer one.

Whether it’s doing something about global warming, plastics, deforestation, and car dependency. I’m ready to build a log cabin deep in some Michigan backwoods and grow my own food.

Yeah, it’s precisely why I stopped using every social media except the fediverse. It was toxic to my mental health.

I feel safe assuming it’s been similarly toxic to everyone else’s, just some people haven’t zeroed in on that being the problem.

I’m not sure how this is satire. This describes a plausibly real person.

Turns out all it took was algorithms promoting hate speech, conservative view points and other rage bait.

Simultaneously, it inspired the Mortal Engines movie.

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/413371.Worldwalk

The book in question. He was housed by over 400 families while on his walk.

Has any of his nominees had any experience in the position they’re nominated for exceeded their experience in cronyism?

Metric Mooches, the most disgraceful measurement of time.

I’m going to celebrate while I can, Trump will always pick someone worse. It doesn’t matter who sinks them or why.

We learned that supporting the lesser evil is no longer an option with this last election. Maybe it’s time we stood up for what’s right and not what’s close enough.

Scaramucci actually got the job, so it’s probably negative Scaramucci’s

He held the nomination for .8 Scaramuccis, and was fired 6.2 Scaramuccis before his earliest possible hire date.

Edit: Did Scaramucci math

I’m not opposed to the release of hostages, I think it’s a stupid reason to veto a ceasefire meant to end famine.

You’re so right, a terrorist organization kidnapped civilians after launching a single day invasion via hang glider.

Better not hold the nation state with jet powered aircraft and tanks waging a 400 day invasion to a higher standard than the common terrorist.

Stop putting words in other people’s mouths.

The ceasefire is about widescale collective punishment of a population that is half children resulting in famine and genocide. My point is the Biden administration could do the right thing for once instead of enabling it until the bitter end.

What absolute pieces of shit. Can’t even bother to do the right thing when it doesn’t even matter anymore.

This headline is barely even about the article. The blurb provides enough context to know what the content is about atleast.

But apparently most links on social media don’t even do that.

It’s accidentally proving its point, much like that meme where the paper on the inaccessibility of science is being denied by a paywall.

He wouldn’t do drugs, he’s clearly just tasting the pocket sand. /s

I recognize your truth.

I just can’t comprehend it. Even Mario Party has strategies to manipulate the RNG in your favor.

Bonus stars come from a set of categories, and it picks so many at random to award. But you can play to win as many categories as possible to maximize your chance at bonus stars.

The dice rolls are solvable, to minimize your chance of getting bad spaces. Sure you can’t always avoid a bad space, but if space x ahead of you is bad, and you have dice that can’t roll that number, pick those dice. Or if all your dice can roll that number, pick the one least likely to do so.

I’ve consistently been a 800-1100 level player since I first learned to play the game in 4th grade. Noone in my family cared about being good at chess, and as an adult I had other games I rather get good at.

And as a result I mostly play 800 elo and below family members and I’m happy to lose to any friends who are better. The amount of study and months of practice to catch up is unappealing, I just call them a giant fucking nerd and we go play melee.

But a 500 v 500 elo chessgame is mind boggling to me, they appear to have a tenious grip on the rules, and a fractured understanding of cause and effect.