yaaay!!

i don’t get it, is this sarcasm?

gimme a couple months, I just got prescribed progesterone today!

genuinely the best show ever made btw

i thought that was some sort of weird British mailbox but you’re right that is just a refrigerator on their lawn lol

I’m Hatsune tissue

when I was little my grandma always said it was a zebra that fell down the stairs, TIL there are two punchlines

also I literally just commented the clip without realizing you said it first lol

FVCK

ooo that’s a good reference

i don’t get why you’re upset at people talking about products they enjoy

technically no, but essentially yes

also I feel like this area would be soo cozy without the fence and with a big tree to give some shade to rest under. maybe a hammock tied to the house or something too

oh yeah, I remember being able to eat an entire large pizza and 32 garlic bread bites in one sitting as a teenager

I was 3 points way from failing Spanish and here’s my attempt at a translation:

Football? No good, instead eggs from mango, no there are football oh hi. Cope multi dial is in one mess.

this is uh, Google translates answer

Football? Tonight, they’re playing handball, there’s no football there. The World Cup is in a few months.

ive seen WAY too many stories to ever try those

what

the “I identify as non-bidenary” is so fucking funny though