ITT: people getting fussed over the definition of “tuxedo” rather than taking OP’s meaning of “dressed much more formally than usual.”

You’re just my type. You have a pulse and you are breathing.

Ooh I need one of those. I hurt myself all the time but my house just keeps breaking more.

That wookie has seen things.

These are adorable! How do they taste?

Has there been any source for this apart from The Daily Mail? I’m not willing to believe this without a trustworthy source.

Well, I am wearing blue.

Man I knew you guys did siestas; I didn’t know you all donated your kidneys once a week.

Hard truth: no one over the age of 10 should say “butthurt.”

You want a taste of The Milkshake Man

I’m always reading one non-fiction book and one fiction book. It’s amazing how often I end up reading similar ones at the same time. Right now I’m reading Andy Weir’s The Martian, and Claire Nelson’s memoir Things I Learned from Falling. Both involve a person stuck alone, trying to survive by solving practical problems in an inhospitable desert environment.

I had previously talked about reading Charlotte McConaghy’s Wild Dark Shore, and can now report that it’s an excellent book, highly recommend.

I remember liking Edgerton in It Comes at Night.

These are fantastic.

Absolutely terrible, and yet I like it as an answering metaphor to the idea that multiple penises somehow wear out a vagina.

I like some body horror, but I’m really picky about it. I have zero desire to watch one human torture another. But something natural (or even supernatural) like a disease, an accident, or damage from a non-human life form, allows you to experience the horror of the frailty of the human body.

We’re all going to die. We will all experience varying degrees of the degradation of our bodies. That’s scary. When we imagine a scenario, our brains change like they’ve actually experieced that scenario. That can make it easier to endure when they encounter a similar scenario in real life.

The Lempire speech from The Fall of the House of Usher.

Hustle culture.

And Voyager doesn’t get good til S3.

Yes

Why are all the captions being posted as spoilers? I get an error any time I try to remove them.