I had a third of a block of smoked mix that was open and needed to get used up. I’ve already got several more blocks ready to get smoked when the weather is right.
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I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.
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It was broiled for 5.
Looks interesting. My brain kept trying to change that sour cream to cream cheese because every recipe on the internet these days is ruined with cream cheese. But sour cream is good.
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Heathcliff@lemmy.world•Heathcliff without Heathcliff 1/12/2026English
2·26 minutes agoThe psychiatrist ones are fun because she is always talking to herself.
I have used canning lids and I have purpose built 4 inch rings too. But those are another thing to clean.
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Heathcliff@lemmy.world•Heathcliff without Heathcliff 1/12/2026English
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Heathcliff@lemmy.world•Heathcliff without Heathcliff 1/12/2026English
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FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldMtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Any person who believed trump would "be good for the economy" or believed in "no new wars" wanna come out and fess up they got fooled? Even after we told you over and over they just want power?
14·22 hours agoBut would we just be fighting Denmark or would we end up fighting NATO. Not including former USA NATO member aircraft that’s something more than 10,000 combat aircraft. Which changes things a bit.
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Good News Everyone@piefed.social•Buddhist monks and their dog captivate Americans while walking for peace
1·23 hours agoTomorrow they will be within 16 miles of my place. But I won’t be able to see them because I’ll be rebuilding someone’s subfloor.
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Daily Bunnies@lemmings.world•Daily bunny no.3196 is sailing the Sea of spaceEnglish
1·2 days agoLiterally listening to Sailing the Seas of Cheese right now. So much steamier than space.
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World News@lemmy.world•🇮🇹 Italy bans gay and lesbian couples from becoming parentsEnglish
115·2 days agoWell at least they have that going for them. Which is nice.
// This isn’t an anti lesbian comment. This is an antinatalism comment from a childless for life pro gay rights advocate.
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Movies@lemmy.world•'Starman (1984) — John Carpenter gets lovey dovey' - Mutant Reviewer's blogEnglish
2·2 days agoI saw it back in the day. I remembered two things.
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he swilled up like he got stung by a bee when he went through his metamorphosis.
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green means go. Red means stop. Yellow means go real fast.
I rewatched it last year. I still only remember those two things. Well that, lights over a crater and an sex scene that didn’t phase me as a kid but felt useless as an adult.
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One’s a cartoon character and the other is fake
The GI Joe character. Definitely not the wrestler.
You aren’t wrong.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldOPMtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•First rule of tyranny is don't.
11·2 days agoGen X brain rot. But also, based.
Last night’s midnight snack was a slice and a heel of that loaf with extra chunky natural and raspberry jam.
Pbj is a staple here.
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World News@lemmy.world•Russia sharply reduces oil production as US sanctions impact export demandEnglish
5·3 days agoI think this is underselling OPEC’s roll increasing supply to depress the demand for bootleg oil.




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