Roommates, even
Oh my god
Excuse me wile I eat my roommate’s ass
waits patiently, occasionally glancing at watch but in an unbothered and nonchalant way
taps on shoulder Hey, is this where we wait for Berengaria_of_Navarre to eat their roommates ass?
Yeah, there’s complementary refreshments over there points at table in the corner laden with fruit, pastries, coffee, and soft drinks
i peruse the buffet before me Such a generous host! i start drinking the coffee
🍑🤤😝😋🤪
i brought toum and napkins! am i late for the ass eating?
Hot take: the current trend of publicly broadcasting how scientists are losing funding for pointing out facts with diseases and vaccines is showing us what they used to do - investors burying stories they don’t want to admit.
Maybe historians originally did call them what they were. But their investors got pissed off and “calling them roommates” was a way to do their work and still feed their family.
I don’t know about investors, but in the past it is not uncommon for researchers to have inherent biases. For example, scientific racism was definitely a thing.
Please feel encouraged to specify that this current trend mostly applies to USA.
i wana be left grl or right grl doesn mattr i dun evn need othr grlz rn i jus need be a grl
You’re a lovely girl, Maria 😄
You are!
She was the one with the ferryman right? Some phaontom
In conclusion, please find and offer the sexy time to your nearest, local historian.
Maybe try something like a clever redefinition of ‘bookworm’ or asking if they’d like to participate in a bit of practical, contemporary, anthropological research in the field, as a pickup line, I dunno.
